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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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