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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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