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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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