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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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