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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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