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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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