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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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