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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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