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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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