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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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