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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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