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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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