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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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