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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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