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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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