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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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