Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.