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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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