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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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