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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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