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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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