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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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