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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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