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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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