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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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