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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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