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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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