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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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