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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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