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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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