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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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