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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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