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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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