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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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