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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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