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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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