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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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