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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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