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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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