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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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