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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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