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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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