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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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