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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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