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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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