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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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