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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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