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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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