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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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