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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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