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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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