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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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