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Pet death

My aunt Elizabeth had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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